Here at Damn Near Kilt ‘Em we work hard, play hard, and are a little different. We come from different backgrounds and have different interests, but there’s a few things we know for sure:
- Pants pinch your jiblets
- $300 should buy a chainsaw, not a piece of clothing
- Go Seahawks
Once we realized these facts of nature, we put rubber to the road & Damn Near Kilt ‘Em was born. We’re committed to the highest damn quality, best damn looking kilts, without damn near’killin your budget.
Ditch your pants, and join the clan.

For any reason at any time, email: getsatisfied@damnnearkiltem.com and we will work to resolve any issue you might have with our product.