We take St. Patrick's Day damn seriously. St. Paddy's Day should be a national holiday. Just shamrocks, fiddles and Irish beer. Kilts should be mandatory. After all, we're payin' respects to the Patron Saint of Ireland, and it's important to dress nice.
Check out Damn Near Kilt 'Em's St Paddy's Day outfits:
BEST ST. PADDY'S DAY BAR-HOPPING OUTFIT
St. Paddy's Day Bar-Hopping Outfit
When you're bar-hopping on St. Paddy's Day, your legs need freedom. Your waist needs a holster for your beer, and your kilt needs pockets to stash your wallet, phone, and other green stuff.
BEST ST. PADDY'S DAY PARADE-GOING OUTFIT
St. Paddy's Day Parade-Going Outfit
We love a parade, and what better way to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day than to throw on your kilt and watch the floats roll by. The ultimate Saint Patrick's Day parade-goers kit include a festive kilt and a sporran to hold the beads you catch.
BEST OUTFIT FOR RUNNING A ST. PADDY'S DAY 5K
Best Outfit for Running a St. Paddy's Day 5k
Not everybody drinks on St. Paddy's Day. Some stout and sturdy folk get out and run. If you're one of these competitively-inclined souls, you'll want to celebrate our Patron Saint Patrick while looking the part (and keeping your legs free to put in work!)