The founders, on holiday*

Here at Damn Near Kilt ‘Em our tastes run a little astray from conventional wisdom. Despite people's diverse backgrounds and different interests, we believe there's a few things we can all agree on (especially since you are on a site reading about a kilt company):
  1. Pants pinch your giblets and are clearly a sub-optimal part of any man's attire
  2. $300 should buy a chainsaw, not a piece of clothing
  3. Go 'Hawks (may only apply if you're from our hometown of Seattle)
Given these natural and ubiquitous truths, we put rubber to the road & Damn Near Kilt ‘Em was born way back in 2012. We’re committed to selling the highest damn quality, best damn looking kilts without damn near emptyin' your wallet!

So ditch your pants and join the clan.
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Our kilts can also be found at:
Any other questions?  Hit us up at

*Not really.  We don't look anywhere near this cool. Thanks to clan members Kevin and Adam for this sweet picture.
If you need to get in contact with us the old fashioned ways you can call us at (323) 332-9665 or send us stuff at:
630 W Nickerson St
Unit C
Seattle, WA 98119