Here at Damn Near Kilt 'Em we got sick of the lackluster and lame kilt accessories out on the market so we decided to do something about it. This delightful kilt accessory pairs well with the Carpenter Tool Bag, for days spent disassembling and reassembling Ikea dressers, repairing iPhone screens, or swearing at your car engine. Holds at least 3 million (all estimates are rough, at best) random screws, nails, and bolts securely at your waist for when you need them. A beer also fits pretty well in the pockets, so pick your poison. If you've gotta get some shit done, make your life a little easier with the Damn Near Kilt 'Em Cargo Dump Bag.