Damn Near Kilt 'Em

An Unusually Spiffy Utility Satchel

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Here at Damn Near Kilt 'Em we got sick of the lackluster and lame kilt accessories out on the market so we decided to do something about it. You may find yourself thinking to yourself: "Self, what exactly is a Utility Satchel, and why would I need one?" The answers to those questions are short and simple. A Utility Satchel is a beautiful and necessary piece of kit, and that is why you need one. Imagine a handsome replacement for your wallet that sits comfortable and securely on your belt, instead of flapping around in your pockets like a fistful of silver dollars. You just imagined a Utility Satchel! Life's better when you are using the right tools for the job, and the Damn Near Kilt 'Em Utility Satchel is the right tool for the job of carrying around your essentials. Upgrade your life and pick one up.